blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Oh man.

Yesterday I had the Mirena “Installed” and I have been cramping since yesterday! It sucks!

(I’ve heard both great and terrible reviews, so just don’t tell me any negative things and freak me out!)

No way are we ready for another baby, and this is the best thing you can do aside from sterilization to prevent pregnancy! (:

Anonymous: Pardon me if you have been asked this already or if it way too personal, were you on any kind of birth control when you became pregnant with Penny?

We stopped using contraceptives to conceive Penny.

(:

So, no!

Anonymous: I know this guy who said he went to high school with you and turned you down, but I think he's lying to sound cool. What high school did you go to so I know if he's lying or not? haha

Haha I went to Serrano High School.

lilboobs:

fuckaliza:

lilboobs:

yall eat ass but not olives 

who the fuck even likes olives

me bitch make ur own post

I love olives!